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Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
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12:28 am - you cant mess w/ Geraldine!
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ok so i've started watching Ultimate Fighting Champion...you may say its because jermalerm is crazy into it...i would argue that i watch it cuz it has the word "ultimate" in it.
started school last week & it blows. my classes blow & what blows even more than erin brown is that i have to keep all of the classes because they're all required for my degree. boo.
saw mattius the other day. see though, it was matt, kathryn, jermy, me & ryan....& i love every single person in that sentence, especially me, but see...when i haven't seen matty in awhile, its just weird to have so many other people around. cuz we cant talk about them if they're there.
still in debt.
need a haircut.
schroders closed & that is just an astonishing mass of confusion piled unto itself.
i cant even go there.
literally.
& figuratively.
im really into this whole "sleep" thing....& its hard to get out of a cozy bed in the morning.
i spontaneously slap my boyfriend when he kisses me anywhere near the stomach & i dont know why it happens. it happens when he's not even being fresh.
im sure he must deserve it though.
i only have 13 weeks left of school.
creepy.
i still have my coat on & ive been sitting in front of the computer for over 20 mins.
odd.
& i just sneezed.
current mood:  drained
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| Wednesday, January 11th, 2006
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3:15 pm - qUeStion
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Erin Brown...can i borrow $8,039.61? turns out im in a weeeeee lil bit o'debt. get it to me when you can.
its all your fault.
anywho im mad hungry as always. & bored. im down to 1 job til March & school hasnt started yet so...i dunno cuz tv pisses me off, i cant spend $$$, i cant drive around, so all i can do really is clean, sleep & make do w/ the boyfriend. eh thats really good enough though isnt it?
katie-face came home last night & she's as ridiculous as ever which is nice because i am as well. & there you go.
kel & i hit up D.C. for new years & thats all im going to say about that.
seriously Erin, write a goddamn check.
i need to move out of this house.
i need more socks. i can never find socks.
i miss my mattius so bad it hurts yo. havent seen him in at least 2 months & that is just plain unacceptble. talked to him on the phone here & there...but thats just a tease. sniffle.
what else i guess not much kels engaged the end.
current mood:  hungry
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| Monday, November 14th, 2005
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10:12 am - sorry mom & dad...
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whaddup weenies...
IM SO DANGEROUS!
aaaannnnyyyyway...
1 month & 2 days til im 23 (SO OLD) makes me sick in the throat. Kel does for real have a ghost in her boudoir, he wears a hat. & if, perchance, nothing seems to be happening at midnight while we are in DC on New Years, i have no issue w/ knocking her & the dreamboat she's after into obliteration so that they suck face all the live long day. TA-DA!
k im tired.
i had "relations" in my parents house for the 1st time last night & i feel way rebellious...like a rebel that has rebelled....
cuz i used to sorta have respect enough for them to not do that in their house while they were in it. but eh. i guess i got over it.
you should hear what Kel does in her parents house...OOooooOOooo....im tellllin...
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| Tuesday, November 8th, 2005
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9:43 am - im wiket smaht
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so right ok, i hafta assistant teach a theatre class at 9am on tuesday & thursday mornings. ok so right, im not in charge of the class but am required to be there to do nothing but sit next to the teacher as he blabs on & on to 18 less than thrilled barely even remotely alive non-theatre students. right so ok, he neglects to tell me theres no class today because the kids are going to their company spaces to do design presentations & now im here 2 1/2 hours before my next class w/ nothing to do. a senior student at URI w/ "nothing" to do? how can this be you ask? "surely she is kidding!" you say to yourself. no i mean that. i really really do. i switched majors a week & 1/2 ago to film media, cuz i only need 2 courses to finish those requirements, & hey, turns out URI decided to have a film degree finally so i can get the hell outta school at a reasonable age...i would've never finished w/ my theatre requirements cuz they're RIDICULOUS. so anyway eww someone else just walked into the computer lab & sat retardedly close to me & i HATE that. mostly cuz now i feel like i hafta put my shoes back on. lame. back to the point? i dropped my most stressful course (a theatre course) & now i have no work to think about. not like i do it anyway. im so ready to be outta school. eww why do people think they can come in here & use the computer lab! losers! im way in debt. i wanna move out. 2 jobs & still not enough money. i was reading some old notes old roomie #3 erin brown wrote to me during our stay at 33 sylvan. shes absolutely destined to be a comic book dudette. cuz she always has pictures to go along w/ her words & stuff. i havent even seen her in mad. nor have i seen old roomie #2 mattius. we used to have that class i dropped together, but, well, i dropped it. old roomie #1, miss ashalee, couldnt even tell you the last time i hung out w/ her. luckily old roomie #4 & have tuesday night "DOG" nights. oh & Big Fat Loser of course. the only real time i get to see my boyfriend is at work, which, is obviously becoming a problem & makes things really shitty right now. especially when i feel like i have a time limit w/ him because he always has other plans w/ his "boys." i really couldnt care less if he went out w/ his boys everynight so long as i had the option to hang out w/ him ever. nice to know im a priority. we yelled about it last night. ok i did. he didnt even know anything cuz he's a guy & he's oblivious. ugh whatever i hate feeling all girl. i want 33 sylvan back. i want some other people back too but im slapping myself currently for even saying that outloud. to you. whoever you are. i cant stand working at ACT sometimes because 1 or 2 of the adult workers are completely fake & that drives me crazy cuz i just switched out of a department w/ a bunch of fakes. eww. get me outta everywhere. im just sad & pissy today. went to mystic yesterday & wrestled a shark. no i didnt. wrestle a shark that is.i hate school. im too old for this. Dane Cook is coming to URI on November 30th & when i found out i wet my pants a little. you did too, dont lie. going to DC on new years eve w/ foofie-foofie to see jamie & such & we're gonna do it up "hardcore." i wanna go to sleep now. will you hug me?
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| Monday, October 3rd, 2005
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2:06 am - im not good at being sick
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um, ew. scheduled to work a double today...1 hour & 48 minutes into the shift i could hardly stand & had cried 3 times. i dont cry in front of people. i was sent home, drugged up & woke up 7 hours later (6:48pm) w/ 101.6 fever. weenie fever, but still. i dont get sick & thats all ive been doing lately. i know im way stressed out & maybe thats whats up...but it sucks yo. im all achy & shit & still havent come to grips w/ the fact that nyquil knocks me out for the first 40 minutes i take it, but then im completely wired after that. k im done w/ the pity party. still w/ jermy & erin brown continues to yell at me everytime we get take-out from applebees & dont sneak into the kitchen to see her. im eatin vanilla ice cream right now & it is good indeed. ok you know what i have nothing interesting to say...
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| Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005
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3:30 am - let's go to noodle nation!
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well well....lookie who it is...me & my awesome-ness decided to grace ya'll w/ my late-night presence. you're excited. i know. summers been full o' work & what-not. worked for All Children's Theatre for 6 weeks as a teaching assistant for 6 weeks & they offered me a production assistant position for the 05-06 season. back at the club workin it til that starts though. hm. started datin that jermy kid. we're kinda hot & heavy (much to Erin Browns dismay i imagine...) met his dad & sister tonight...meeting the rest of the fam this weekend when we spend it on the cape at his beach house. yikes. ok so i already knew his sister. its 3:30am & i just ate leftover chinese food & carrot-cake cookies. mad smart. im still in debt. please send me money. i wish i was moving out. im not. it sucks. im sad. about that. i dont get to see my mttius 1/2 as much as i need to. kel is in D.C. right now visiting jamie & she got to go w/ ashley string...i hope shes havin a good time ;-) my lil brother is getting way too old for my comfort level. my car is way passed inspection & i feel very unlawful driving it. im ready for my braces to come off. ::sigh:: my cousin Dennis just got engaged to his girlfriend Emily & im totally excited for them but its WAY weird to think about. im not ready for this. but they neglected to ask me before they went ahead & made these plans so what can i even do. i was goin a lil crazy in Kohl's the other day cuz i have a card there & i was bored...so i bought the britney spears perfume cuz i thought it would be funny & i charged it so its not like i actually spent money on it....but then, it turns out, i really like it (im very disappointed in myself...) & jermy really reeeeaaaallllllyyyyy likes it...so i might be payin a tramp for her scent. eh well. im'a rock it.
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| Friday, June 10th, 2005
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2:21 am - june 10th holy crap
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i need to NOT be allowed to shop at Target anymore. i should have direct deposit into a Target account. but i dont. yet. just got back from a sexy date w/ Mattius Fattius. i swear i would marry that kid in a heartbeat if we could ever have sex without bursting out laughing thru the entire escapade. so i got a job as a teachers aide at a summer theatre "academy" starting in about 3 weeks. im also keeping my job at the country club cuz im dumb. but i need mad loot yo to pay off those lover-ly credit card bills! so i finally (5 1/2 weeks after moving home...) have made my room appear to be some-what of my own again. i wanna move out already. eww. however, cleaning my closet i found some most interesting pictures/notes...one here says, "Beave loves BOOBIES..." another one is a hang-man game where the message was, "Steve looks sexyona in my motha's panties..." i also came across a note forbidding Miss Erin Brown to ever use the oven because she "attmepted to burn the house down"...i hate my work right now. i love jodi, tessa-bean & jermy......but the rest of them...blaaaaggghhhh. twin babies came to my work yesterday. i almost stole them so i could win that damn bet w/ the kid w/ the giant-man-image to uphold. but i didnt. i didnt want them to miss their mommy. im itchy.
current mood:  okay
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| Tuesday, May 31st, 2005
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10:36 pm - bomb diggity....POW!
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ahhh my lil waapachas...how i've neglected you. lemme see now it's the last day of May...tomorrow is June...yesterday was Memorial Day...& rather uneventful if you ask me. Of course i woke up to go to the always exhilirating Riverside Memorial Day Parade...awesome as always...ate a lot of donuts & hamburgers...spent $54 at CVS...bought tanning lotion YES! COME ON ITS GONNA BE AWESOME!...Erin Brown wasnt at the parade therefore Kennedy's security force wasnt needed....got my period..(haha to all you boys who just read that & got GROSSED out!)...um watched Family Guy for like 3 hours straight....thats about it. OH! & i killed 3 really gross spiders at 3 completely different times yesterday...Matty moved far far away to Jamestown. Stupid lucky island for getting my husband. boo. Jeremy's bum looks yummy in his work pants. Cutting ties w/ the Cheeky kid. Crushin on the musician/cook but it'll fade fo' sho'. i get to get a new phone soon yipee! My Tessa-Bean makes me wanna be in high school again just to be her friend thru high school. i hate my job but i love my boys there. 67% of the girls i work w/ are sluts. i've had all of them. oooorrrrrr im kidding. i have an interview thursday for a summer teaching job which means i have an excuse to go buy an outfit. im in love w/ cereal. Kelly is in love w/ Jesse McCartney. "Oh no! she's only fiction from a magazine..." we drove by her old house tonight...WEIRD...i didnt like the feeling & it wasn't even my house for crying outloud. Yo, Foofie-Foofie, your icon for your last entry doesnt really fit the "shocked" description its supposed to be portraying. The kid Kel hooked up w/ on St. Patrick's Day gave her mono. She deserves it. She stole his pants.
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| Friday, May 20th, 2005
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1:50 am - came to get drunk, but stayed for the funk...
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so we got outta work mad late & last minute decided to run to try & catch the last few songs of ron's set.....
& here's how it went:
ron yelled to the crowd from the stage that it was my birthday & i totally fell flat on my face flattered.
& its not really my birthday.
& then he came down from the stage & hugged me & said happy birthday baby.
& he knew it wasn't really my birthday.
i love musicians.
& i wanted special people in my life to meet other special people in my life but i was fucked off.
& that pisses me off i dont care how you defend it.
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| Tuesday, May 17th, 2005
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3:28 pm - whoop there it is
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i miss my matty & his chunky bum. i he's like a left leg to me & i've been hobbling around for the past week like a loon-a-goon cuz i havent seen him. i havent seen his scuba-dubin gal pal either. i miss her bum most. 1 more final to go & i cant wait for it to be over tomorrow so i can sleep again. i got the wire to my braces & its been 4 days already & my teeth aren't straight yet so i ripped them off & demanded a refund. but then i put them back on cuz they were expensive. & sexy. im illegally typing in the library comp. lab on a computer reserved for reference database access ONLY. i should be thrown in jail yo. i had a latte of some sort & im all jacked up on caffiene its CRAZY! my stomach is flippin. went out w/ Tessa-Bean sunday & we had fun times bein ridiculous & teasin our foriegn waiter. i want to move back into my beach house. i cant. i want my credit card to be paid off. its not. boo. i miss Katie-Face & i want her to come home & play w/ me. all over. i hate gettin haircuts alone. i hafta go to my appointment in like 3 minutes....gotta get my sexy (HAHA!) for my date w/ Foofie-Foofie tonight...
word to your mother.
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| Wednesday, May 11th, 2005
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1:30 pm - erin brown is a tease!!!!!!!
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| Tuesday, April 26th, 2005
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1:37 pm - chimmichonga
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yo yo yo whaddup people? Erin Brown shaves cats. so i was excited cuz my history prof. cancelled class this morning so i was gonna be able to sleep in BUT my dad called last night to lemme know he would be here at 9:30am to start some more work at the house. eh well. he brought me a coffee so what can i say? i also bought a music editing program that i have no idea how to run & my project is already late & im just not gonna do it before todays class either. i really just dont care. i bought soviet kitsch & its changing my life. for real. its an awesome album. kelly bought the greenest bananas known to man. shes so ridiculous sometimes. we're going shopping today after my class cuz she needs to buy a childrens book (she's almost reading at a 4th grade level) & i need to buy an outfit for the film award ceremony thursday night. my film won an award & i feel most excellent about that. a chef at my work asked me to do some film work for him & document his band. the bands name is "fungus amungus" & i feel like thats awesome & stud needs to come home to come to the shows w/ me. i hate school i want it to be over. i feel like ive just grown out of school. im bored w/it. next! we have ants. hey Brown, remember the ant invasion of last year? its back yo. i thought they were attracted to you but hey...maybe its me. !QuAk! i have to pee every 6 seconds cuz of this silly coffee. how utterly silly of me. Beefy's lame lately. he's just like "ehhhhh" all the time. he lost his spunk-a-dunka. i dont know when why or how. jermy got a car & he's excited about it. i want a new car. i cant afford one. sad. i have the worst cuticles known to man. i cant bite them anymore though cuz of the braces. only 16 more days til they actually serve a purpose. only only only. i have mysteriously had church hymns stuck in my head for the past 2 days & thats completely inexplicable since i cant even tell you the last time i was in church. inexplicable. good word. i found a pink pen at work & it makes me feel like im in 6th grade everytime i use it. im kinda in love w/ it. stud sent m e a text msg. saturday night saying she misses ridebys & such...i cant even remember the last time i did that either. i need to re-asses my life. what do i want for lunch? i dunno but i bought cupcakes last night cuz tonight is tuesday night & i think you all better know that that means DOG: The Bounty Hunter is on. no more ice in paradise. im ready for summer. im ready for a new job. im ready for the braces to be off. im ready. i wish i had more motivation to do anything. i just dont. perhaps it'll fade. perhaps not. i should be getting my play back soon. im anxious to see what the feedback was. unless it was bad. in which case, keep it, i dont want it. no i do. no i dont. no i do....but i'll beat you up. im a scary person to fight with. i might try to wink at you. ive discovered how fun it is to shop online. they always have my size & i dont hafta listen to the annoying music they play in the stores. i think my mattius is moving down here soon. riverside wont be the same w/o him. i will never see him again. that makes me mildly sad on the inside. word to your mother. sometimes i forget how white i am & then i say stuff like that & i remember. tessa-bean comes home from Italy soo & i cant WAIT to see her! i asked for a raise this weekend & if i dont get it im'a bite all the managers in the elbow. or just get a new job. preferably a 9-5 so i can go out all the time & never serve another wanna-burger...but really...what are the odds?
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| Friday, April 15th, 2005
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11:32 pm - its my mouth...& i'll cry if i want to
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ummm...about thaaaat...eww. so i went to get my braces put on today. except not really. cuz after they cemented on the metal parts they stopped. decided they're not gonna put the wires in til after i have 4 teeth removed. what does this mean you ask? well it means that now i have metal parts all up on my teeth that are doing absolutely nothing productive except making me look AWESOME. so i need to make an appt. w/ an oral surgeon, get them removed, then wat 2 weeks for wires. im PISSED. it looks like i just got way to drunk & decided to glue shit to my teeth cuz i thought THAT would be a good idea. cuz see, my teeth are crooked (hence the braces) so the metal pieces are glued onto the middle...but they're not all level...so it just adds to the crooked effect. eww. ewwww. wwwwe. (thats "ewwww" backwards). i like how Foofie-Foofie put it, "you look like you be-dazzled your teeth!"
enough about the teeth i want to forget about them & not see them again til theyre straight.
so we went to CVS tonight to get random stuff & BEAVE totally bought "wash & curl" shampoo which i cant WAIT to see her try cuz i feel like it'll be awesome...(has anyone else seen these "wash & curl" commercials circa 1974??? "i blow-dried straight...then BRAD called...so i decided to go curly.." pure awesomeness...in a bottle.)
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| Monday, April 4th, 2005
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4:43 pm - coo coo ca-choo
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so, im just sittin here...ya know....playin w/ my boobs & thinkin about Erin Brown...figured i'd give ya'll somethin to read. precisely 10 days & 17 hours & 17 minutes until my love life is officially over due to the addition that will make its way all up onto my face. eh well. it was gettin out of control anyway. maybe i'll ask Berman to take care of it until i am better apt to regain control of it. Lord knows if i leave her in charge, she might leave it on the dining room table. i havent stopped eating in the past 48 hours except to sleep. i love sleep. now, however we are in the joyous time where delicate lil birds wake up & sing at the very time you want to fall asleep....lil turds. so loud they are! bring back the horny cat...at least i could sympathize w/ him...we all understand the pain horniness brings....but wanting to goddamn sing all goddamn morning....WHAT?! i dont get it. i just took a journalism exam & it was all true/ false, multiple choice which made me excited in the pants. i should be getting my spanish exam back tonight...that one...hmm not so much did it make me excited in the pants. i dont even wanna know what i got. not even a little. not even at all. umm...nope. Mattius & Lady & Erin came over the other night...Matty is ridiculous & i love him more than words. not that im particularly fond of words in and of themself...but you understand what i mean. Erin Brown stole a book on her way out the door & i better get it back...grrrrrooooowwwwwwl.
oh right. so my dad had a heart attack friday night. i came home from work around midnight & my mom told me he was in the hospital. they weren't sure if it was a heart attack or an anxiety attack since the symptoms are so similar. they ran some tests & kept him over night. he has some follow-ups this week & thats when they'll actually be able to determine what happened.
scared the shit out of me & i dont know if i've ever cried that hard.
i cant believe my senior year is almost done....well..ok, right...granted im not graduating or anything...but still...its getting closer. im not ready to be a grown up.
please dont make me.
and now the single most important announcement of my life:
An All New Season of "DOG: The Bounty Hunter" Premieres Tuesday, April 5, 2005 @ 9pm...(thats tomorrow bitches!)
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| Thursday, March 24th, 2005
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1:44 pm - just some examples...
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here are some reasons why Justin is currently at the top of my favorite boy list:
1) "I think that just said Celine Dion was raped by her husband!"
2) "I had a dream i was Lance Armstrong....do you know who Lance Armstrong IS?"
3) "when pictures are taken of us, you should 'GIVE' me a reason to smile..."
4) "You are ridiculous & irrational & infuriating!"
5) "mmmm you smell good..."
6) "are you washing the dishes?! you're WONDERFUL!"
7) at our midnight run to the supermarket, i grabbed fritos & he grabbed onion dip (Erin Brown please hold the 'onion' comments..)
me-"oh my god thats so my dad..."
Beefy-"yeah?"
me-"yeah...freaky..."
Beefy-"well you're dad & i are a lot alike, thats why we both love your mom."
8) he freaked OUT on my couch for reason we wont even get into & almost "wrecked his package" while attempting to use my thigh master
9) THIS was UNCALLED for:
Beefy-"i have a surprise for you. you're not gonna like it"
me-"eww what?"
Beefy-"it involves my skin"
me-"god do you have scabes!?"
Beefy-"no"
me-"OH MY GOD YOU GOT A TATTOO!"
he let me believe he had a tattoo for a good 1/2 hour before he told me he didnt...ewww
Beefy-"i have something to tell you"
me-"again?! what?"
Beefy-"i didnt get a tattoo..."
me-"EWW are you SERIOUS! why would you do that to me! you even told me which shoulder blade it was on! you even told me which day you go it EWW IM PISSED!"
Beefy-"come on! im ADORABLE!"
me-"PISSED!"
Beefy-"i was gonna wait til you saw my back & then be like, "hey, where is it?!"...but i thought id just tell you...."
me-"oh my GOD! thats like if i just slept w/ you then came up to you at a party & told you i just slept w/ one of your friends!"
Beefy-"WHAT?"
me-"YEAH."
Beefy-"No! its like, if you told me you got your hair chopped off & it was completely short & then when i got here & saw it wasnt...THAT would be the same thing.."
me-"NO."
*this is where the ridiculous, irrational & infuriating comment was introduced.
10) after the tattoo bombshell was dropped....
me-"i told you to tell me before you got it so i could touch the spot one last time before you messed it up!"
Beefy-::smirk:: "ya know.....im gettin SOMEWHERE ELSE tattooed...."
& he was late to work this morning & i feel like that was my fault....but eh.
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| Sunday, March 20th, 2005
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11:08 pm - awwww SOOKIE SOOKIE now!
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alright...so, i think we all know about my men & my stories involving men...but, what we all may not know is how i've managed to drag my virtuous roommate down w/ me in my tumultuous attempt to be ridiculous. & im about to tell a story involving her demise...but its totally ok cuz she gave me permission to tell this tale. soooo.....some of us may remember the infamous James from my film history class...if not, here's a recap...James, from my film history class...asked me to accompany him to his home to watch a film we needed to analyze for class...i obliged...& we ended up falling asleep, he drooled on my face...i freaked out & left only increasing the uncomfortable-NESS of our encounter the next wednesday in class...but back to Foofie-Foofie...she was sitting here w/ me one night expressing her lack of satisfaction in her current dating status...so i honorably offer my assisstance, "um well i know this kid James who is mildly adorable....but he's kinda a geek...but he has curly hair..." to which Foofie-Foofie replies, "Ew! have you already dated him?! cuz i do NOT want your leftovers!" i told her no, we worked on a project together & as long as she didnt plan on sleeping w/ him then everything should work out in her favor. now, here is the point in my story where i expect my roommate to say, "um, ok, well im obviously NOT gonna sleep w/ him...i dont even know him." this is not what happened. she looks at me & says, "wellll....like, alright maybe sleeping w/ him wouldnt be the BEST idea...but, like...would it be weird for you if i did?"........?!WHAT?!......WHAT JUST HAPPENED? so i said hey lady, do whatcha gotta, go get yours...& she tried to convince me that ya know it wasn't a definite but she wanted to be a lil naughty & hey, now really, who am i to say anything...no one. thats who. so i tell James to slap on a bib & hook it up w/ my roommate cuz i think they would be adorable together....& i dunno why people listen to me cuz i would totally think that was weird if some chick i almost dated asked me to go out w/ her roomie, but whatever, this is my life...so i told him she was cute & liked motorcycles ( cuz he's totally into motorcycles...& she can learn to be...) so seeing as they're both irish & all...i made them go out on St. Patrick's Day (NOT that i had any alterior motives to getting her outta the house or anything....HUMINA HUMINA! im an annnngel...but i had to have one last hoo-RAH seeing as i was convinced i was gonna die the next morning in surgery...) i made Foofie-Foofie get naked & dressed her head to toe in sexy clothes that clearly made her uncomfortable, but im evil...whaddaya want from me. So he came & picked her up w/ a green carnation & the whole weird bit as i stood in the doorway & yelled, "have a good time cherubs!" which im sure made everyone feel immediately more at ease...i tend to know EXACTLY how to make people feel their most comfortable. so as soon as i scooted them out the door i scooted to the phone & scooted someone right on over to kiss me cuz im irish...& im IRISH ALL OVER BABY! ;-) ok enough of that. im enjoying my St. Patrick's Day & what not when my phone rings at a most inopportune time. i ignore it cuz its my Mom's cell phone & who needs that...(i completely forgot to tell them i wasnt gonna be there for dinner...) at another inopportune time Miss Brown texts me & asks what im doing to which i reply "sleeping" which is way better than telling her what im ACTUALLY doing (Brown:" where were you where were you where were you WHERE WERE YOU?!" hehe) sorry Erin, im a big fat liar face. ok so im about fed up w/ the phone at his point, as is my lil leprechaun friend (oooOOOOooo the things i got him to do!) so i shut it off. at about 1am im worried cuz the Foofster isnt home yet & i fear she has drowned in a pool of someone else's drool ( i intentionally neglected to warn her of the drool because, oh i dunno, i feared it would be a turn off)....so i then begin running thru every possible scenario w/ the snoring log of exhausted man-meat next to me (who is extremely unresponsive as he sleeps might i add)...i turn my phone back on & theres a msg. from Miss "its not a definite BUT..." which goes a lil something like this, "um hey, um ok...so i know that you're totally gonna LOVE me for this, but i need you to come get me cuz...well....see what happened was, i accidentally stole his pants & pissed him off & he dropped me at the 24 hour Bess Eaton and im COLD..." ok WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON....i call her back & calmly inquire as to her whereabouts & how she ACCIDENTALLY STOLE HIS PANTS...to which she explains she would be more than happy to tell me about on the way home if i would just come & pick her up. my car is blocked in the driveway by a car that is a standard......which i do NOT know how to drive....i start jumping on my bed....he wont wake up...i bite his side...he does not wake up....i whisper dirty things in his ear to which he replies, "do it!" as he smirks, but still does not wake up...i then flat out say "where are your keys i gotta move your car" to which he BOLTS up & runs outside & moves it cuz god forbid anything happens to his car...i tell him to go back to bed cuz this is a situation that he needs to NOT be involved in. i trollop along to pick up skankarella at the coffe shop she has apparently been abandoned at. APPARENTLY this kids a freak...(who saw that coming?!)...& apparently Kel had a smidge too much to drink because when she does, weeeelllll, lets just say she can be a lil too honest so after she got what she wanted from this curly haired cutie (which involved breaking his roommates lamp...) she told him his ass looked fat in his jeans...& that she would take them...to which APPARENTLY he became oddly defensive which pissed Kel off which only intensified the situation & "he, like, TOTALLY flipped out & i wasnt having it"...so she told him she wanted a coffee & an apology. so he drove her to the Bess Eaton in his underwear ( tighty whiteys people) told her to get out & SHE DID cuz shes smart when shes drunk...& he drove away. but its totally ok cuz now we have a random pair of pants hanging in our living room which is a constant reminder of how uncomfortable it will be when i go to class on wednesday. but whatever,...at least Foofie-Foofie got some. stay tuned for tomorrow nights installment of "spring break shark attack 2005: "who is even EVER going to believe that this TOTALLY even happened to us!?"" its gonna be intense.
current mood:  crazy
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| Friday, March 18th, 2005
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10:33 pm - 20 tablets of oxycodone
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alright alright so i didnt die. not my fault. i went in this morning PETRIFIED of going under...after they hooked up the IV the dr. said, "you're going to start feeling very relaxed..." 13 seconds later the birdfeeder outside the window turned into two birdfeeders, & i said, "i think its starting to work.." and he said, "well just re...." then i dunno i was out like BAM! except a really calm BAM! you know it must be anestesia when im watching lil birds outside the window & say to myself..."oh cute lil birds hopping about in an attempt to fill their tummies...".....I HATE BIRDS. regardless, next thing i remember ( i must've been waking up) was the dr. & nurse in front of me & i said (at least in my head..who knows if it came outta my mouth) "i can see you ya know..." which must've been my 1/2 conscious warning to them that if they werent done they better finish fast. when i finally snapped out of it for good i was asking the poor nurse so many questions. bless her soul cuz i dunno how she understod a word i was sayin w/ all that gauze up in my mouth. but whatever i was asking, i was cracking myself up (unusual, no?) so she wheeled me into recovery & my darling mother joined me moments later...she's sitting next to me going, "what do you look like? a hippopatamus!....no....sea lion!...no....oh a WALRUS!" cuz i had 2 gauze things sticking out of my mouth. she's so sweet. i then proceeded to tell her WAY too much information about Jeremy...but i was like, "oh dont worry..its not like we were playing naked together he was just changing at work...thats how i know about THAT tattoo.." i also asked her if she wanted to hear a dirty story...to which she replied, "no." to which i replied, "good. cuz i dont have any suitable to tell my mother." i then began to rant about my RIDICULOUS encounter w/ a victorias secret employee & how she measured me & told me i was a 32A...so im like yeeeeeah. so i had to keep handing her back bras that OBVIOUSLY werent gonna fit me & the sizes kept going up til i hit a 34C...my mom said "my god carolyn you havent been a 32A since jr. high...but do you really think you needed to tell me that story loud enough for the whole office to hear?" to which i characteristically replied, "dont worry Betsy, they all know what size my rack is" i MAY have also slipped that sometimes Justin says dirty things about her just to make me make my angry face...& how pissed i was that Matt went to Maine w/o telling me when we were supposed to stay in a hotel one night over break (cuz we're weird) & how he didnt even remember i was having oral surgery & stuff like that just makes me sad on the inside that he forgets about me. anyway i was mad hungry al day long but wanted to wait til my mouth stopped bleeding to eat..so i had jell-o, then soup....then fish & chips w/ my dad. the pain hasnt been bad at all didnt even take an oxycodone til before i went to bed at 7:30pm w/ intent to sleep til morning...but here it is 10:30pm & i woke up & signed on & just keep rambling...Erin Brown is on the phone. She & I went shopping on wednesday & i spent ENTIRELY too much money...she also had a new polaroid camera & im such a copycat so we went to buy me one too....Justin called last night to wish me a Happy St. Patty's Day & tell me he missed me then left me a msg. at 6am this morning telling me i would be fine & he misses me to pieces which was adorable. unlike Matt who TOTALLY FORGOT! ugh! he gets me so angry sometimes & i wish he would come back already so i could tell him that! i bought part of his lady's bday present in Boston last sunday...Foofie-Foofie & i went to the Hard Rock Cafe to watch my cousin Kristen perform in front of some record labels...she was AWESOME...i had never heard her sing before...& i feel as though i already put that in my last journal entry so i'll shut up now. my face is swollen. Erin Brown leaves her purse in the changing room..."its like St. Patrick's Day IN my bag, i swear"
current mood: groggy
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| Tuesday, March 15th, 2005
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3:28 pm - Disco Inferno
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god my cuticles are horrible. i need to stop biting them. BUT I WONT. today is day numero 2 of my wicked-ultmate-hold-onto-your-pants-cuz-its-freakin-exciting spring break 05....so far ive cleaned my closet & eaten cereal. yesterday i had eggs & pancakes. HEY I TOLD YOU IT WAS EXCITING. i think i also had a fight w/ jermy last night. dont really remember how it happened, just all of a sudden we were being mean to each other. eh. i really wanted to go shopping today but used my better judgement & didnt. i'll probably go on thursday....ya know...the day before i die during my wisdom tooth drama. i dont wanna spend the end of my spring break recovering at home. i REALLY dont wanna move home in a coupla months...i just gotta keep thinkin that its hopefully the final step before Chicago. im still waiting to get my play back from my professor. i want it sooooo bad, man...like totally. i was contemplating dying my hair brown a coupla weekends ago...i was just gonna do it & be like "ta-DA!" but i told matt when he came over that night & he was like "NOOOOO!"....& i think he's right. im a redhead. im crazy. im not a brunette at heart yo. so my aunt was at the country club saturday night for a banquet i was working & she burst into the kitchen drunk off her ass a lil after midnight as we're all standing there drying silverware....yeah THATS the kind of impression i wanna make on the new management. eh what do i care. havent heard back from the lady in charge of the theatre camp which stinks pu-pu....i cant believe im gonna have braces soon at 22 years old...HOWEVER...that means they'll come off eventually & i'll have straight teeth...hoo-RAH! sorry...a lil bit of the miz got into me there....
Foofie-Foofie's havin a one-night stand on St. Patrick's Day.
current mood:  bored
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| Saturday, March 12th, 2005
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2:06 pm - what IF god WAS one of us?
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ah choo ah choo ah choo. i's got's myself a miserable ickyness takin over my body...("like my booooody?") crazy intense things have been happenin in the past 10 or so days...like,uh...i went back to work at the club & get to see my Scott again. ok, thats awful who am i kidding...um, oh! i havent been to target & spent an obscene amount of money in about a week...so, ya know, i got that goin for me. i havent seen Be Cool yet which is a devestating blow to ones heart. Justin asked me to go Wednesday night but i had an exam the next morning & i was PISSED cuz he & i havent hung out in awhile & i really really REALLY wanted to have in depth romantical conversations about the Rock w/ someone. Justin loves to talk about studly men w/ me. he's totally into it in my opinion. i hafta go to work in a coupla hours where i will be seeing Jeremy for the 1st time in awhile...he says he's got something to give me...uh oh. my wisdom teeth are coming out on the 18th & i will surely not survive the minor operation. you allll tell me i will, but i wont. & you'll all know that i'll be watching over (or under) my funeral shaking my head at ya'll going.."tisk tisk, i told you so!" i love being right. alright i need a shower & i DEFINITELY need make-up....take care for now my lil wapaachas...
current mood:  sick
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| Tuesday, March 1st, 2005
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1:45 pm - Iced Latte Dunkin Donuts Coolatta Iced Coffee
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I just noticed that thats what it says on the coffee cups. weird. so i just spent a good 45 minutes screaming at Foofie-Foofie's printer cuz it wasnt printing out my sound plot from Excel in any way that remotely made sense. but i got it good enough so bleh. yes, we watched the bachelorette last night. yes, there was yelling. yes, there was eye-covering. yes, there were almost tears while they played the song he wrote for her. i'm totally in love w/ Jerry. as much flack as this chick is going to get for putting him thru that i gotta admire the fact that she had the ya berschk not to pretend it was all hunky dory. i just hope she at least played naked w/ him a few times. Foofie-Foofie & i decided he will be the next bachelor....well, after Charlie O'Connell that is. weird.
i sent justin a really rude text message last night before i went to bed in response to his voice message. that kid needs to think he's god a lil less than he does. & im happy to remind him that i would leave him behind in a heartbeat if he gives me the motivation.
jeremy's grandpa's funeral was this morning & i hope he gets the card i sent him by today so he knows i hope he's ok.
i miss my grandpa.
i can still taste Kels wicked ultimate chocolate chip cookies from last night...they rocked my world. Kels totally into watching "Dog the Bounty Hunter" w/ me now cuz she loves everything about it. theres no denying that thats the epitomy of an awesome show. anyone who disagrees can go, "dig themselves a hole & just sit in it!" thats a Beave-ism...shes pretty intense sometimes.
"Be Cool" comes out on friday & im so TOTALLY way more excited than i ever should be! i have the super lamest crush on the Rock...& i know you do too.
A FedEx guy just pulled up to our house & now i must answer the door. the freakin nerve!
current mood: drained
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